I have a friend called Goldilocks because of his long, fair hair. The three other members of his family - his dad, mom and sister - are all considerably larger than him.

ANd every time Goldilocks returns from college across the country he eats their food and sleeps in their beds and I’m losing it

plantvibes:

‎(✿ノ◡‿◡)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well

I’m bored to the point of considering buying a glue gun and just going for it

The facts were these… Pushing Daisies: a summary

Reblogged from Let me touch it.

I thought it was a joke, but jfc Jon Snow doesn’t know shit.

Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

Reblogged from jmtorres

I wasn’t sure what to do of my time so I started playing Yume Nikki

it did not help

expensive purchases I do not regret: cloudberry jam